I got this and almost fell over laughing. Classic case of “what goes around……”
This had to come in a hurry and it has left me in a devastating state. I’m in some terrible situation and I’m really going to need your urgent help. Some days ago,unannounced,I came to visit a resort center in Cardiff, South Glamorgan England, UK..but I got mugged by some hoodlums and lost all my cash,credit cards, I’m financially stranded right now and my return flight leaves in few hours time but I need some money to clear some bills, I didn’t bring my cell phone along since I didn’t get to roam them before coming over. So all I can do now is pay cash and get out of here quickly.I do not want to make a scene of this which is why I did not call my house,this is embarrassing enough.I was wondering if you could loan me some cash, I’ll refund it to you as soon as I arrive home just need to clear my Hotel bills and get the next plane home, As soon as I get home I’ll refund it immediately. Write me so I can let you know how to send it.
Brian Doege…
Knowing full well it wasn’t a real email from Brian, I responded as if it was:
Of course, I understand that you are way too proud to publicly beg for money; I recognize this email is fake BUT: Only after you apologized to everyone you have fucked over (including the entire Carolina VW Cycling team, Ilan, myself, my ex, Marc Foster, your mom, your sister, Julie Conway, Matt, so many women, many past employers……), and paid back everyone you ever “borrowed” money from….would I even consider helping you again.
Actually even then I would never help you again. I’m fairly certain you will get lots of responses similar to this one.
Go fuck yourself and remove my contact from your list.
Andrew Raab







