Today was day two of being pissed at with the management of the team. Yesterday I was counting on a ride to the race, but found out last minute that there were only seats for two people Jack and Steve went. Jack crashed out, breaking his bike and his borrowed wheels, and Steve finished in the group. Today I went to race with the team, only to have left my foreigner letter of permission at home. Typically they only ask for this letter when you first get your Belgium license. Today they asked for it and three of us were without. They said that the owner could vouch for me and they would allow me to race. We found him, and the race officials were already discussing the situation. I didn’t understand what was being said but one of the guys who lives at the house said he didn’t want to vouch for the American, so none of us got to race. What the fuck? I’ve crushed myself for 5 races for the team and then get shit on. I do have to remember that it could’ve been prevented had I brought my letter with me. Guess who won’t be making that mistake again…
Noglass, who lives at the house, (pronounced like necklace, but with a “nog” at the front), is a former pro from Lithuania. He is regularly seen tanning in his underwares in the front yard at the farm house where all the Aussies and Kiwi’s live. Jack saw him walking out of the shower, which is in the kitchen, and said that he has the largest penis he had ever seen. When asked what he was doing, laying face up spread eagle tanning in the yard, he responded, “letting my fucking balls dry”.
There also seems to be an influx of the Macarena being played in my neighborhood. There was a little Turk-town festival the past two days of which I attended. It was more like a garage sale on steroids. Mostly people selling things, old and new, but with bands and music. No rides to be seen. I walked the length of the festival twice, which was about an hour of my time, and I heard (and saw once coordinated dancing to) The Macarena.
Tomorrow the Russian and I race for the win!!
Andrew

