I think Scarlett Johansson might be one of the perfect females on this planet.  Although I have met a few of the others’ and have never met Scarlett, she does have some “bonus” things going for her that might make up the difference.

First of which, I discovered that you can have your own YourNameHere@ScarlettJohansson.com.  How many people have that going for them and are gorgeous?

Also, she is 5′4″, which is a great height for a women!…and married to a guy  6′2″!  Smart, everyone knows guys over 6′2″ do it best.  And can reach all sorts of stuff that shorter men can’t.

Also she was born in 1984!  Great year, one of my favourites.  The final year Volkswagen A1 Body style for the Golf (aka Rabbit) that also had the big motor.  Also Alexi Grewal, a guy who used to live here in Gent, won the gold medal at the olympics in Los Angeles.  Good year to be born Scarlett.

So until I see her at some bike race, or out at grocery store I’ll have to assume, based her acting performances, incredible posture and ancillary benefits I picked up from Wikipedia, that she too can join the ranks of perfect women on Earth.